You ever get something stuck in your teeth and you don't have a toothpick and you don't have any dental floss or even a toothbrush? It happened to me yesterday morning at work. I had just eaten some beef jerky and I had an Elvis-sized piece of jerky caught between two molars. I had nothing to get it out. Then I remembered I brought my breakfast to work in a plastic grocery sack. It's what Brian and I call redneck dental floss.