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Buzzfeed.com Hilariously Explains ‘Why Kids Are Actually The Worst’

By Butch October 27, 2012 10:21 AM

A couple of friend on my Facebook page have shared this article put together by Buzzfeed.com. Finally I decided to check it out, and just about fell out of my chair reading it. Having two young kids of my own, this is basically the story of my life. Enjoy!

Ok, so kids can be cute and squishy.

27 Reasons Why Kids Are Actually The Worst

But let’s be honest…

But let's be honest...

They’re mostly just infuriating, ravenous monsters.

They're mostly just infuriating, ravenous monsters.
Source: mediapop

1. They get stuck in everything.

They get stuck in everything.

2. They’re clingy.

They're clingy.

3. They do this.

They do this.

4. They’re lazy.

They're lazy.

5. They smell weird.

They smell weird.

6. They’re bad at everything.

27 Reasons Why Kids Are Actually The Worst

7. They can’t take care of themselves.

They can't take care of themselves.

8. They give up easily.

27 Reasons Why Kids Are Actually The Worst

9. They actually get stuck in everything.

They actually get stuck in everything.

10. They’re scared of friendly animals.

They're scared of friendly animals.
Source: higregjohnson

11. They’re exceedingly dumb.

They're exceedingly dumb.

12. They’re terrible laborers.

27 Reasons Why Kids Are Actually The Worst

13. They cry. Constantly.

They cry. Constantly.

14. They’re functionally useless.

27 Reasons Why Kids Are Actually The Worst
Source: forgifs.com

15. They’re selfish.

They're selfish.

16. They rarely, if ever, get food in their mouths.

They rarely, if ever, get food in their mouths.

17. They break almost everything.

27 Reasons Why Kids Are Actually The Worst

18. They don’t care about other humans.

They don't care about other humans.
27 Reasons Why Kids Are Actually The Worst
Source: forgifs.com

19. They’re stupid.

27 Reasons Why Kids Are Actually The Worst
Source: youtube.com

20. They do this.

They do this.

21. They’re stupid.

27 Reasons Why Kids Are Actually The Worst

22. They’re mean.

27 Reasons Why Kids Are Actually The Worst

23. They literally have no idea what’s going on ever.

They literally have no idea what's going on ever.

24. They make a mess.

They make a mess.
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25. They’re helpless.

They're helpless.
27 Reasons Why Kids Are Actually The Worst

26. And stupid.

27 Reasons Why Kids Are Actually The Worst

27. And the worst.

And the worst.

(except for this one.)

27 Reasons Why Kids Are Actually The Worst

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Greeley Stampede 2013 Schedule of Events

By Adam Porter June 18, 2013 5:03 PM

The Greeley Stampede gears up for summer 2013 on Thursday, June 27th. As always there is a lot going on, but we have it all covered. Click on an event below to see more.

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2013 Greeley Stampede Demolition Derby Gears Up July 7th

By Marcus June 18, 2013 3:38 PM

The Greeley Stampede is coming up, and you know what that means. Corndogs, cowboy hats, concerts, and cars. One of the best parts of the 10-day festival is the demolition derby.

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Enjoy The History of Centennial Village Museum During The Greeley Stampede

By Todd Harding June 18, 2013 4:50 AM

Enjoy the rich history of Centennial Village Museum during the Greeley Stampede. You can experience all museum activities with admission into the Stampede.

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2013 Greeley Stampede 4th Of July Parade Route & Information

By Charley Barnes June 14, 2013 3:42 PM

Everyone loves a parade and when it comes to parades, there aren't many, if any, that are bigger than the 4th of July Greeley Stampede Parade.

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Sleigh Riders Invited Back To The Worlds Largest 4th Of July Parade

By Charley Barnes May 27, 2013 2:53 PM

Who doesn't love a good parade! And when it comes to parades the Greeley Stampede Parade is one of the premier parades in the entire country and the Sleigh Riders Motorcycle Toy Run has been invited back to participate this year.

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Greeley Stampede Announces Grand Marshals

By Susan Moore May 23, 2013 7:55 AM

 

Yesterday the Greeley Stampede announced Bill and Sharon Farr as the 2013 Greeley Stampede Grand Marshals. Bill Farr is a fourth generation Greeley native and the third generation in his family, including Harry W. Farr and W.D. Farr, to be chosen as a Grand Marshal.  He and his family

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Morgan Frazier Wins John Lennon Songwriting Contest – Opening For Josh Turner at Greeley Stampede

By Todd Harding May 8, 2013 5:06 AM

Morgan Frazier has won the legendary John Lennon Songwriting Contest. Morgan will be at the Greeley Stampede on Friday, June 28th opening up for Josh Turner.

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