Buzzfeed.com Hilariously Explains ‘Why Kids Are Actually The Worst’
A couple of friend on my Facebook page have shared this article put together by Buzzfeed.com. Finally I decided to check it out, and just about fell out of my chair reading it. Having two young kids of my own, this is basically the story of my life. Enjoy!
Ok, so kids can be cute and squishy.
But let’s be honest…
They’re mostly just infuriating, ravenous monsters.
1. They get stuck in everything.
2. They’re clingy.
3. They do this.
4. They’re lazy.
5. They smell weird.
6. They’re bad at everything.
7. They can’t take care of themselves.
8. They give up easily.
9. They actually get stuck in everything.
10. They’re scared of friendly animals.
11. They’re exceedingly dumb.
12. They’re terrible laborers.
13. They cry. Constantly.
14. They’re functionally useless.
15. They’re selfish.
16. They rarely, if ever, get food in their mouths.
17. They break almost everything.
18. They don’t care about other humans.
19. They’re stupid.
20. They do this.
21. They’re stupid.
22. They’re mean.
23. They literally have no idea what’s going on ever.
24. They make a mess.
25. They’re helpless.
26. And stupid.
27. And the worst.
(except for this one.)