Brian Gary Writes a Letter to His Lonely Motorcycle Dorothy – Brian’s Blog

Dear Dorothy, Hi baby, it's me Brian. Remember me? I am the one with the butt that fits perfectly on your beautiful leather seat. I just wanted you to know how much I am missing you. You are always there for me when I need some fun or adventure, to get somewhere or to just therapeutically clear my mind. You have never let me down and I know I can always count on you. You are guaranteed joy. I just wanted to explain why I haven't been spending time with you lately, and no, I am not seeing another motorcycle.

A few weeks back I had surgery on my groin so I am unable to lift anything more than 25 lbs and, sorry honey, but you are a big girl of 1000 plus lovely pounds but you are too much for me to handle right now. I was thinking that this week we may be able to take an easy little roll together but then I got another case of these darn eye herpes. I cannot see in the light so I cannot ride you for a couple more weeks. I tried to ride you a week or two ago but the light was so intense that I had to keep my hand shielding my eyes and people thought I was riding while giving a military salute all the way from Greeley to Loveland.

I am on the mend and will see the wound doctor next week to see about being able to move your big beautiful body around but it may be a couple weeks yet before my vision is back to where we can safely enjoy some time together. I know we are both suffering from PMS (parked motorcycle syndrome) but maybe one of my friends will come over and take you for a ride. I know that sounds wrong but I know you have needs honey and if you need someone else to put their backside on your seat until I heal, I understand baby. I will be here waiting and you will see me come and look at you every few hours just to make sure you are okay. Hang in there baby. We will be together soon, Brian