A Colorado guy apparently pounded some double vodka and tonics last week, when he proceeded to board a Frontier flight out of Denver.  First, 45-year-old Michael Haag, from Boulder, started making the women sitting near him uncomfortable, by telling them he was "physically excited", staring at them, and even touching one of their legs.

 

If this man touches me one more time, I'll f***ing kill him.

The flight attendants moved him to an empty row in the back of the plane.  A woman sitting across from him was trying to discreetly take footage of him because he was so drunk he was mumbling things no one could understand.  That's where he whipped it out and started peeing on the seat in front of him:

And I scream, he’s f***ing peeing. He’s peeing. Oh my god. And the flight attendant doesn’t even acknowledge him at first. Acknowledges me and says you need to calm down and stop cursing.

When the flight landed, Michael was escorted off by the police.  Now he's facing federal charges for interfering with flight crew members and indecent exposure.  If convicted, he could spend up to 20 years behind bars.