I have had an ongoing battle with Billy Ray Cyrus. In the early 90's I had a big ol mullet and then comes Billy Ray with Achy Breaky Heart and a big ol mullet. I eased my mullet in the late 90's and into the 00's and let the "party in the back" creep up to the front and starting growing it all a little longer.... so did he. These days I have kind of a 80's hair band look and now Billy Ray is copying me again. Look at this latest hairdo. This man is trying to be me.

Hey Billy Ray get your own look and quit trying to be me. If I come home today and find my daughter naked riding a wrecking ball I am going to track you down.