It's amazing what will cause a heated debate. I mean, who would think the subject of fruit could cause someone to spit all over themselves. Shoot, it's just fruit!

First, let me state that I can neither confirm nor deny that alcohol was a matter of this heated debate. I can't divulge the identity of those involved either, but I will let you know that I was not involved in this fruity debacle.

Perhaps it was the heat over the weekend? Heat, has a funny way of bringing out the worst in some people I think. One just can't think clearly when their brain is on the verge of being scrambled like a Saturday morning breakfast.

Back to the point!

I was in an establishment over the weekend grabbing a bite to eat and have a cool drink when I overheard this conversation about what you'd take on a desert island if you had to be there for a year. We've all had that conversation at one point in time. Waylon Jennings or Willie Nelson? Farrah Fawcett or Daisy Duke? Steak or Chicken?

These two clowns though were actually to the point of a fistfight though over fruit. One of them thought the other was nuts, no pun intended, for wanting to take apples when oranges was clearly the right answer. One of them finally threw a chair out of the way and stormed out of the building.

OVER FRUIT!

Several of us looked around the room at each other, wondering if we had just witnessed what we had just witnessed, and just shook our heads collectively.

So, I thought I would see what you all thought on the reigning fruit of choice. If you were going to be stranded on a desert island, and you had a choice between taking a supply of apples or oranges, what would it be?

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